We like to think that, most of the time, you have pretty positive feelings towards Monzo. You send us nice messages and invite your friends to sign up. You even voted us best bank in Which?’s latest survey.
But there are also times when actually, you really kind of hate us.
For trying to be positive
And making helpful suggestions
For telling you how much you've spent
But it's literally our job...?
And otherwise telling it how it is
Truth hurts x
For knowing you too well
And showing you the real you
For stating the obvious
And bringing you crashing back down to earth
For being rude
And judgemental
Mum, is that you?
And embarrassing you in public
Seriously, mum???
And making you feel personally attacked
Literally mum I know it's you.
For poking our nose in
And ruining lives
For adding insult to injury
And causing actual medical problems
Help
And lastly, for being too damn loud
📣
Like, way too loud
Seriously so loud
Shhh.
Find out for yourself why people have such strong feelings towards their bank. Just download the app to open a Monzo account now!